Dad Joke Duel of Wits: 10 Groan-Worthy Questions Guaranteed to Crack a Smile

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Dad Joke Duel of Wits

10 Groan-Worthy Questions for Game Night

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1) Why did the pillow hide?

A. It was afraid of pillow fights

B. It was stuffed

C. It dozed off

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2) Why did the man run around his bed?

A. He lost his sheet

B. He was trying to catch up on sleep

C. He was bedding on it

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3) Why did the man pour ketchup on the road?

A. Because traffic was at a stop

B. He lost his bottle

C. He wanted to ketchup

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4) Why are elevator jokes so good?

A. They’re up and down

B. They work on many levels

C. They lift your spirits

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5) Why was the calendar afraid?

A. It lost track of time

B. Its days were numbered

C. It couldn’t date

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6) Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

A. It was a heated match

B. All the fans left

C. The scoreboard burned up

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7) Why did the fish blush?

A. It got caught in the current

B. Because it saw the ocean’s bottom

C. It surfed the net

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8) Why was the corn afraid of the stove?

A. The heat was too ear‑y

B. Because it had a stalk‑ing fear

C. It might pop

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9) Why did the musician keep his trumpet in the freezer?

A. He froze his notes

B. He liked cool jazz

C. He wanted to chill out

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10) Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It caught up on gossip

B. It was ripe time

C. It saw the salad dressing

EXIT

Pull up your white sneakers and finest fanny pack—the Dad Joke Duel of Wits is here with 10 pun-tastic questions. Each item pairs a classic groaner (“Why did the scarecrow win an award?”) with three pun-packed answers.

The challenge? Spot the right punchline while resisting eye-rolls. Ideal for multigenerational gatherings, office ice-breakers or teacher toolkits, this quiz proves learning is more fun when it’s seasoned with sarcasm. Score at least 70% to pass it. Goodluck!

John Peters

John turns financial data into clear, factual stories. He holds a degree in Accountancy and spent several audit seasons reconciling ledgers and verifying documentation. He studies business cases and is exploring future graduate study in management (MIT is one of the schools he’s considering; no current affiliation). Every piece is concise, well-sourced, and fact-checked, with prompt corrections when needed. Off the clock, he teaches budgeting to local teens and restores vintage bikes.

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