Dad Joke Duel of Wits: 10 Groan-Worthy Questions Guaranteed to Crack a Smile

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Dad Joke Duel of Wits

10 Groan-Worthy Questions for Game Night

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1) Why did the man pour ketchup on the road?

A. He lost his bottle

B. Because traffic was at a stop

C. He wanted to ketchup

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2) Why was the ocean always right?

A. It was deep in thought

B. It never waved wrong

C. It had current opinions

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3) Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

A. It needed web paws

B. It felt keyboard‑nap

C. It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse

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4) Why did the pillow hide?

A. It dozed off

B. It was stuffed

C. It was afraid of pillow fights

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5) How do you make a tissue dance?

A. Wave it to the beat

B. Put a little boogie in it

C. Sneezin’ the rhythm

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6) Why was the belt arrested again?

A. It cinched the scene

B. It held up a pair of pants

C. It strapped the cashier

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7) Why are ghosts bad liars?

A. They boo‑gus

B. You can see right through them

C. They spook the truth

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8) Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

A. They split on secrets

B. They make up everything

C. They’re full of charge

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9) What kind of music do mummies listen to?

A. Soul embalmed

B. Class‑tomb‑ical

C. Wrap

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10) Why was the belt great at telling secrets?

A. It looped people in

B. It could buckle down

C. It always kept things waist‑level

EXIT

Pull up your white sneakers and finest fanny pack—the Dad Joke Duel of Wits is here with 10 pun-tastic questions. Each item pairs a classic groaner (“Why did the scarecrow win an award?”) with three pun-packed answers.

The challenge? Spot the right punchline while resisting eye-rolls. Ideal for multigenerational gatherings, office ice-breakers or teacher toolkits, this quiz proves learning is more fun when it’s seasoned with sarcasm. Score at least 70% to pass it. Goodluck!

John Peters

John turns financial data into clear, factual stories. He holds a degree in Accountancy and spent several audit seasons reconciling ledgers and verifying documentation. He studies business cases and is exploring future graduate study in management (MIT is one of the schools he’s considering; no current affiliation). Every piece is concise, well-sourced, and fact-checked, with prompt corrections when needed. Off the clock, he teaches budgeting to local teens and restores vintage bikes.

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